All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.
I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.
by SpeckledJim1917 March 12, 2014
by xxRosey May 30, 2020
A prolonged blank expression given by Starbucks customers, particularly those who regularly consume Cold Foam.
by MiltonGapeAss February 18, 2025
Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”
by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021