2 definitions by Bathroom Reader

cold yellow dope

Also known as "Cold Yeller Dope" is a slang term for beer in the Southern United States.

"Dope" itself is an outdated Southern slang word for a soft drink or soda.

"Hey Clyde, reach down in that cooler over there and toss me one of them Cold Yellow Dopes."

by Bathroom Reader March 30, 2020

shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012