meat hook 

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

meat hook by elec.one August 31, 2006

meat lover

A disgusting roast beef who will do anything for hard meat.

Nikki could not stop trying to get laid by Brad the hard meat holder, she's such a meat lover.

meat lover by I-C-MEAT February 4, 2010

meat popsicle

the male genetalia (slang)

"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."

meat popsicle by D GuZ January 26, 2004

meat sweats 

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

meat sweats by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones November 28, 2011

Meat Jousting

Homosexual Male Sex

Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.

Meat Jousting by paul March 14, 2004

meat jerking 

jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt

Johnny said he couldnt come to the party beacuase he had to do some serious meat jerking

meat jerking by john making August 17, 2006

meat pipe 

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

meat pipe by The Beast Master July 1, 2003