I'm a Little Toilet 

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".

♫I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern♫
♫And here is my bowl.♫

I'm a Little Toilet by Telephony July 26, 2014

i liek eggs 

to like eggs. But in a meme way.

youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU around 00:35 Steven Hawkings use it. "I liek eggs"

i liek eggs by iliekeggs June 2, 2015

I'm on papers 

Gangster talk for someone that's on probation or parole.

Joel:come smoke?
Janie: can't I'm on papers.
Joel:damnn.

I'm on papers by J juicy September 24, 2016

i'd clap 

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"

Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY

i'd clap by Granculero July 15, 2017

I'M 11 SO STFU 

"ALL THESE PEOPLE SAY IM 9, 2, I'M 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Person: "aww, you look so cute! Are you in the 3rd grade?"

11 year old mistakend to be a 8 year old: 👀 I'm 11 so stfu. *walks away*

I'M 11 SO STFU by namegurlll1234 December 23, 2017

I Love Yoo 

According to the average of 100,000 likes per chapter and 9.8/10 rating, I Love Yoo is a popular Webtoon. It updates every Friday, courtesy of Quimchee. Quimchee also appears on ep. #66 of another popular Webtoon (My Dear Cold-Blooded King, episode 66 called "My Dear Villians 2 - Shenanigans," average likes per chapter 40,000, rating is 9.77/10).

"Holy shit did you even SEE the latest I Love Yoo?! That shit's iconic!"

James (Via text message): "I love Yoo, Carla."
Carla (Via text message): "Shut the fuck up James. Stop trying to be trendy; you're fucking everything up omigods."

I Love Yoo by Arguably The MOST Questionable December 8, 2018

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019