fuck travis 

Travis is annoying and a duck and nobody likes him

"Man fuck travis"

fuck travis by Bigbich1234 December 26, 2017

Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry! 

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry! by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

Fuck me static! 

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

Fuck me static! by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

Fuck Me Sideways 

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

Fuck Me Sideways by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

Fuck-o-meter 

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Fuck-o-meter by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020

Fuck on call 

calling someone then telling them that their fucked up!
or
tripping someone up on call!

man im gonna fuck on call jared.

Fuck on call by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 24, 2020

fuck of luck 

A good and bad scenario upon ones fortune

After my grandma died I had a fuck of luck and inherited 2 million dollars

fuck of luck by PapaHonchoHaze April 29, 2020