YouTube Shorts

What all the kids who aren't allowed to use TikTok use (typically under the age of 13) .

Kid 1: YouTube Shorts or TikTok?
Kid 2: YouTube Shorts definitely.
Kid 1: Agreed.

by the real jq April 28, 2024

Pretty penny not short of a daffodil

Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.

"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"

by Xbexster October 10, 2025

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.

Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

T-shorts

A short-sleeved T-shirt. long-sleeved T-shirts have now been cancelled.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! WHERE ARE ALL MY T-SHORTS???
the dog ate them.

by pseudootter February 18, 2023

short

The term given to natalie

natalie is short

by Nagisa45 October 5, 2021

short law

short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.

dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.

Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law

by soybean101 October 15, 2020