Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

josie woods

josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹

“don’t date your ex like JOSIE WOODS”

by josie woods May 24, 2022

Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).

Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈

by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024

Wood

Dick

You’ve got some big wood up ur arms

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017