Wood

A backwoods cigar. Sometimes its can be filled with marijuana or other substances.

Tyrone - I'm gonna go smoke wood with my niggas down the block

by Mad jelly October 24, 2022

Wood

What they call whites in jail when they’re trying to get your attention for mandatory work outs or riots against other races

“All woods in the dayroom, shits about to crack off”

by Fucku niggerlover November 16, 2023

ricky woods

short man with anger issues from Felixstowe. most lovable guy though.

Ricky Woods is angry again!

by Julienneharbor May 23, 2023

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Pile of Wood

My dick

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

wood

dick

nice wood

by cockandballtortureman November 10, 2019

wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle

His dick was well wood pickle

by Melonheadpicklebum December 19, 2019