poop ups 

a phrase meaning any type of alcoholic drinks you got or are getting, once your drunk you say dude im so pooped up, sort of like fucked up.. but..

yo son we got mad poop ups for this weekend! yehhhhh!

dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..

poop ups by joe29 February 27, 2008

poop in a towel 

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.

"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."

poop in a towel by Owen D. February 18, 2009

poop it forward 

Cleaning up other dog's messes in addition to your own dog's production while walking your dog.

For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.

poop it forward by Alfetta159 August 14, 2010

poop scissors 

is what eric at plaza tire does on the weekends with his homosexual posse..

hey bros you guys wanna get together in new melle and do that poop scissors again!

poop scissors by deevon the dude January 14, 2011

poop dress 

The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.

Do you see how short that girl's dress is? I would say that that is definitively a poop dress.

poop dress by Choolio123 October 16, 2011

poop angel

An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.

"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"

"Ya?"

"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."

poop angel by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012

Poop sweats 

Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session

2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody

3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos

4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure

1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty

2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now

3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash

4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats

Poop sweats by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018