Despre Tine 

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

Despre Tine by John Doe March 12, 2005

desmondized

Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.

Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."

Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."

desmondized by Desmond White December 1, 2009

Desert Eagle 

Every 10 year old call of duty fags dream.

Man the desert eagle looks tight I wish I owned one even though it'd probably break my wrist.

Desert Eagle by potmaster420 December 1, 2010

Desean 

My name

Desean is a great guy

Desean by Desean January 18, 2017

desphinctify 

Verb: To rid an area of assholes.

"Dude, it is definitely time to desphinctify this party."
or...
"I can't wait till January 09 when they desphinctify the White House."
or...
"This would be a great class if the professor could manage to desphinctify it."

desphinctify by Snows June 6, 2008

desert pirate 

a drink only in maine one part un-spiced rum, 2 part arizona ice tea, and slice of lime

dude at the party, he made desert pirate it was like candy

desert pirate by redneck27 June 15, 2009

Desk Deuce 

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

Desk Deuce by LivefromNY August 27, 2009