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Eating old asshole off the street 

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

the devil's asshole 

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
the devil's asshole by yqwertzx August 27, 2022

Double-Jointed Asshole 

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
Double-Jointed Asshole by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

Blown Out Asshole 

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.
Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
Blown Out Asshole by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my ducks asshole!

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha