Twat

Twat is when someone is so stupid you want to hit the person.

I hit my friend for being a Twat

by NorwegianTwat February 10, 2021

Hop twat

When she puts IPA beer in her pussy and let’s you lick it up

Asia got the best hop twat in California

by A1992r February 2, 2018

Twat brain

A stupid worthless smartass person who does not know how to think logically.

Go fuck yourself, Twat brain!

by TommyTazadeh September 7, 2023

tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

by Fearnox August 4, 2017

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017