Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower 

Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower was a phrase used in Middle Ages to describe the act of a woman having a shower after she has been raped. To make it an Afghan Rape Shower, this act must take place within Afghanistan.

Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.

Stacey had an Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower the other day.

Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.

Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower by Not_Kebab_Man_6 October 18, 2018

guacamole shower 

a rare phenomenon caused by the unrestricted spillage of guacamole dip. often caused by an exploding guacagrenade, the guacamole shower leaves everything in its path stained an avocado green, at least until the next rainstorm.

as lisa tried to pick up the serving bowl of guacamole dip, it slipped from her greasy hands and crashed to the table, strewing green stuff everywhere. "nice guacamole shower, lisa," tammi yelled, "i hope it rains soon, or at least before mom and dad get back from cancun."

guacamole shower by earpuller July 16, 2006

Golden Shower 

when a woman gets pissed on by her man.

"hey you'd never guess what?"

"no tell me?"

"Roger was sleep-walking last night and gave me a golden shower"

"well it makes a change from him pissing on the dog!"

Golden Shower by Lyds April 13, 2007

Power Shower 

a long refreshing shower that relieves stress and brings nourishment to the body.

meaghan and brian took nice long Power Showers

Power Shower by meaghan May 13, 2005

muppet shower 

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

muppet shower by Lo-G January 3, 2008

Metro shower

The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.

Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...

Metro shower by Diemos February 12, 2010

tramp shower 

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.

Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!

tramp shower by butterfly992 April 7, 2010