Venmo in the sheets

when you wait until the end of the day to calculate the venmo.

don’t venmo request me now, request me later tonight. I’m more of a venmo in the sheets typa gal.

by Shartesaiye July 10, 2022

Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

release the blue sheets

Hashtag #releasethebluesheets for stock market $mmtlp movement fighting for fair and free market trading for retail investors. Phrase was credited to retail investor space host DrewDiligence.

Hey @finra release the blue sheets #releasethebluesheets.

by MMTLP March 26, 2023

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.

John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.

by Harnbs December 26, 2024

The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.

I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

by StankyMane January 23, 2025

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025