Possibly the greatest gift to mankind, since the invention of fire. Standing at 6'5, with a rather impressive stature, many men bow before his presence alone. A truly gifted young gentleman, with an incredibly promising future. Anything less than world domination would be disappointing for this man.
OMG is that Josh Oldham, like... THE Josh Oldham! I love him so much.
Stupid pussy ass cock-hold stupid nigger cunt, half dicked, sphincter licking homo, that dating a 3,000 pound whale, and sucks at R6, this nigga also sucked my dick at riverfest.
A person who will ascend to the throne as "Emperor/Destroyer of the World(s)". Ladies love his massive 9(or more, he's bad with length) inch dick and loves his delicious nuts. Loves his girlfriend and has a nice ass. Can speak to animals, aliens, and the jewish people. Is more akin to dinosaurs. Can fire blast's of balefire out of his hands, and will EAT YOUR SOUL. And anyone who does not agree can suck my massive 9(or more) inch dick.