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Throat Goat 

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
Throat Goat by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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Trimming Goat Hooves 

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
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The goat of X 

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
The goat of X by traxe January 7, 2025

Honey goat 

The action of using a mixture of goat sperm and honey to oil someone up.
I honey goated that girl Jessica last night
It's observer5 he's the LL goat
Bro did you hear the LL goat (observer5) quit
wtf nigga noo why did he do that
A true LL player doesn't need loomians to be good at the game

hose goat 

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).
Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.
hose goat by d0gl0g February 20, 2025
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Throat Goat 

Charlie Haffenden
He just downed that drink like the throat goat
Throat Goat by Chester123! May 3, 2025