Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

sex master

the master of all sex, there is nothing that the sex master doesnt know

shane is so good at sex he is the sex master

by paddy the great May 28, 2011

jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities

Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.

by Stu January 6, 2004

Puppet Master

Puppet Master - Someone who intentionally acts like he's retarded and/or doesn't know something to troll another.

PuppetMastering - The art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.

"Hey man lets play some CoD dude."
"What's that?"
"ಠ_ಠ"
"Dude, I'm PuppetMastering you right now."
"Your not a Puppet Master, you're just an idiot."

"tell your internet to stop PuppetMastering, you Wifi-using fuck"

by HupCapNinja - Puppet Master May 16, 2014

Master Race

Mainly used on bungie.net's The Flood forum, master race is used when, for example, a person is talking about how they love turkey sandwiches. Someone will say how something is better by using the term Master Race.

User 1: I love turkey sandwiches!

User 2: No, Ham Master Race!

by gregzillur August 20, 2011

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004