Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Rectum? Damn near killed him! by JKKendrick December 26, 2009

killer queen 

-She's Guaranteed to blow your mind

-Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat

-To absolutely drive you wild

"That woman is a Killer Queen."

killer queen by katie March 28, 2005

Killing the butterfly 

Cutting when you are taking part in the butterfly project. The rule is that if you cut yourself while you still have the butterfly drawn on you, the butterfly will "Die."

Person 1: I'm so mad at myself.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I killed the butterfly.
Person 2: Please, stop cutting. This is the second time you've been killing the butterfly.
Person 1: I know, I'm sorry.

Killing the butterfly by Caseryn May 21, 2013

killuaism 

The religion worshiping god Killua Zoldyck. People of this religion often say “BAKA😾” as a blessing to others

I just converted to killuaism, BAKA😾

killuaism by BAKA🙏🙏 October 30, 2020

Killer King 

A guy that is awesomely awesome. He's the greatest guy you'll ever meet, and ladies, you'll fall for this one. He'll be the one you want to be with for the rest of your life. He has dangerously good looks, but can have a temper at times. Killer is usually a nickname, but the ladies consider him a king so it gets added to it. Any girl who is with this stud is dubbed as his 'Killer Queen'. He's an awesome friend. You'll go to him if you have a problem or just to hang out, cuz he's so full of fun. Can also be kind of shy around new people, but once you know him, you'll love him.

Girl 1: "He's such a Killer King, I wish I could be his Killer Queen."
Girl 2: "I know right? And I think that new girl is his Killer Queen."
Girl1 and Girl 2: "Lucky."

Killer King by Kimiko_7392 December 17, 2011

Killin'

Performing very well, especially musically.

Herbie Hancock was killin' at the club last night!

Killin' by Heckafresh February 11, 2006

Killshok 

Pestilence of fansubbing that has lead to the acronym "aj" meaning "absolute junk". Complete disregard to any asian language, namely Japanese and Korean.

"your f*cks and your tradors!!!"
"Prelude of the Baridegi princess (Scrapped Princess 1)"
"Mass naked child events"

Killshok by mf January 27, 2004