Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

Crackberry

A comical name for the Blackberry device, usually referred to blackberry users who can't seem to put down their damn blackberry; blackberry addicts.

Can you put down your freakin crackberry for a second and pay attention to the movie?

by Michael Katzab February 7, 2008

cracked out

1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.

"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

CrackerGame

When a group of males in a circle ejaculate on a saltine cracker and the last person to eject his sperm onto the cracker has to eat the cracker.

Jimmy togammmy bobby and cris are all playing the crackergame cris cums last so he eats the cracker

by Soggy Saltine June 20, 2012

cracked-out

having lost all sense and rationality because of sleep deprivation due to extensive use of meth

tweaker 1: "dude, you look sooo cracked-out."
tweaker 2: "really? i've been up for like 3 days. want a line?"

by aaron fuentes July 23, 2008

crackerjax

lv 70 paladin in the world of warcraft. is one tough badass with tier 5 gloves. people in archimonde bow to him

dude, did u see crackerjax pwn lightforce yesterday?

by kimbo_slice October 16, 2007

cracktro

An intro that introduces a crack.

Razor 911 had some nice cracktros for their C64 prods.

by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004