Planet Earth Party

A party where, after consumption of marijuana, a group of people shall proceed to watch hours of the BBC documentary Planet Earth with utter amazement.

Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?

Ted: Nah, how was it?

Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.

by Brak_Attack30 September 11, 2009

Freudian ears

An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.

Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.

by tikib March 1, 2011

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.

Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

by BuddhistMonk2 September 3, 2012

Officer Earl

Earl is like a minor antagonist at the beginning of the movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but soon becomes one the main characters. He is very athletic and overprotective and takes his job as an officer of the law very seriously and with pride. He is very proud of his masculinity and enjoys being as manly as possible and dislikes the thought of actually showing tears (he once even sucked a tear back into his eye purposely). He can get a bit paranoid and over-the-top sometimes with a raspy kind of voice and temper, however is also a very caring and loving family man who loves his wife and son very much and is willing to do anything for them. He also cares a lot about the safety of the people of Swallow Falls and even helped organise and evacuation during the "Food Hurricane" the FLDSMDFR has created.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.

Flint: *Attaches aligator clips*
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-

by xxxman360 April 19, 2019

Scott early

Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol

Nice try scott early, maybe next time

by Shortyseasement June 11, 2019

Dirty Earl

The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!

How Dirty Earl is that?

by ner121 June 15, 2020