Ass Barber 

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

ass-pirate 

Derogatory term for a male who feels a sense of conquest from engaging in intercourse with other males.

Brett you ass-pirate!

ass-pirate by Billy Ray September 11, 2005

Ass Cloud 

a cloud of smelly fart(s).
usually left as a present to oncoming passers.

see:fart knocker

Al: What's that smell, Johnny?
Johnny: I believe we just entered an Ass Cloud.

Ass Cloud by Zorlock April 21, 2005

Ass Bandit 

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

Ass Bandit by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

ass commander 

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

ass commander by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

Ass Tube 

Word used to describe an asshole when specifically suggesting that the person is the tube-like, shit-covered skin within the anus, rather than the air between it.

That guy just stole my seat! What an ass tube!

Ass Tube by Carton Jones December 21, 2008

Ass Doodle 

Having a piece of shit hanging from your ass. This is not to be be confused with a dingle berry, for the shit is still in the ass and is not hanging by ass hair.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and I had the largest ass doodle. It wouldn't come out of my ass!

Ass Doodle by CZYDUCK January 19, 2009