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Trump Monoxide 

Toxic or blasphemous talks or rumors about the Trumps and their diehard morally bankrupt donors that residents living in the vicinity of Mar-a-Lago are sick of hearing every other day, which have negatively impacted their property prices or businesses in their once-sunshine state.
Floridian authorities are clueless how to remove all trump monoxide that is lingering over their state following scores of complaints from even angry patriots-neighbors and property agents, who’ve threatened to stage days-long protests outside the FBI-searched resort if the Hoarder in Chief refused to move out.
Trump Monoxide by Fasters June 22, 2023
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Trump University

when you take a shit in ur hand in a public restroom and smear your shit in the walls.
leaving it a mess like the elementary school TRUMP supporters graduated from.
I just left a Trump University in the restroom, I can't wait to see the poor bastards face when he sees the mess I created in the stall

Trump Generosity

When you walk into a restaurant of any kind and yell out "Food for everyone!" and then leave.
Trump was greeting everyone at the restaurant when he shared his Trump Generosity. He yelled "Food for everyone!" and then left, leaving the customers wondering whether they had to pay for their food or not.

Trump Boobs 

Large boobs, to the extent that the woman who has them is more desirable because of them. When a woman who would otherwise merely be attractive has very large breasts which put her among the most attractive women, she has trump boobs.
Kelly and Annie would be equally cute, but Kelly has trump boobs, so she's hotter.
Trump Boobs by Tweeples August 3, 2012

Trump tramp 

A hot ass bitch who know supports trump and would definetly let him grab them by the pussy
Trump tramp by tamponcat February 3, 2017

trump 2020 

a phrase used by idiots with privilege when they have no evidence to support their argument
someone with common sense: “here are all the bad things trump did for our count-“

cishet trump supporting white male : “trump 2020
trump 2020 by tittiewinkle December 20, 2020

Trump Tower 

One of Donald Trump's buildings in New York City. It is filled with luxurious appartments in the middle/upper floors, and a Starbucks Coffee in the lobby (which is open to the public). The Apprentice, Trump's hit TV show, is also filmed here, on one of the higher floors. I think there might be offices in it too...
Me: I went to the Trump Tower in New York, but I couldn't go up past the second floor.
Trump: YOU'RE FIRED!
Trump Tower by Home slice December 11, 2004