Facebook says so 

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

Facebook says so by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

that's so pope 

Intentionally forgoing luxury to hang out with regular folk. The phrase can also be used as a backhanded compliment.

Jason could have upgraded to business class, but he's flying coach instead. That's so pope.

"Did you see Amy's sweater?"
"Yeah, it's so pope"

that's so pope by Jsucks November 8, 2015

i didnt touch it so i dont pay 

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

i didnt touch it so i dont pay by cheapboys January 27, 2017

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it by tirtle April 20, 2017

why my neck so dry 

where the hickeys at

hey samuel , why my neck so dry ?

why my neck so dry by yourstrulysilver May 19, 2017

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed 

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed by Eggacion April 23, 2018

That's so pudding 

Something lame or super rough. An audible representation of "😫".

Girl: "My mom took away my phone because I skipped school."
Boy: "Man, that's so pudding!"

That's so pudding by On top of spaghettioli June 6, 2019