Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawsons fucking amazing dick

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin

by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Huge dick syndrome

When A Caucasian man is referred to as “Big Dawg”

Man 1– “Yeah on the way out of the doctors office he called me Big Dawg”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”

by anonymous January 15, 2026

Ozempic Dick

The perceived increase in penis size due to weight loss after taking drugs like Ozempic (semaglutide)

Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.

by SkankyKranky January 16, 2026

Dusty Dick

When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust

I have a dusty dick!

by the other man in the shadows January 23, 2026

Dunkin dick swirl

A dunkin dick swirl is a flavor of coffee from dunkin' donuts where instead of using regular cream in your coffee you proceed to nut in your coffee then use the tip of your dick to stir the coffee to mix the cum in

Dunkin employee: May i take your order?

"Yes a large hot dunkin dick swirl please"

by Rawdigitydogg January 24, 2026