Meat Wagon 

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

Meat Wagon by Aluminium March 16, 2009

Wage Slave

A liberal's definition of someone who is employed at-will but not given what they haven't earned.

Bob is a wage slave because he can't sit on his a$$ all day.

Wage Slave by The Truthdish January 16, 2014

Dick Wagon 

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.

Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.

Dick Wagon by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010

The Catherine Wagner

This is a rare maneuver reserved for times of extreme hatred and spite. Before going to tuna town on some broad, fill your mouth with lighter fluid. Get some up in there. Later, try to cause as much friction as possibile, literally making her a fire crotch. Oh...and this can only be done to Catherine Wagner.

Holy Jesus! Put it out, put it out! I can't believe I Catherine Wagnered you by accident!

The Catherine Wagner by J. Christ February 24, 2004

smoke wagon 

A cigarette or a Cigar

Yo, nukka pass me a smoke wagon

smoke wagon by A Grizzle September 5, 2007

waggon 

Superfly pimp ass waggon that one trips over accidentally

Yo, I fell over dat fine waggon down yonder.

waggon by Mr. Staubsauger January 30, 2005

piddle wagon 

piddle wagon described as a ford ranger, small compact pick up truck. Also known as Mazda 2300.

Ford Rangers are so slow, they earn the title of Piddle Wagon. No rippin involved

piddle wagon by Fullsize May 14, 2007