Homeless under the hammer 

A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.

Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"

Homeless under the hammer by The SWC official March 25, 2024

Ex-wife hammer 

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

Ex-wife hammer by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Talking Screws To A Hammer 

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

Talking Screws To A Hammer by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Dirty Mike Hammer 

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

Dirty Mike Hammer by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

bag of hammered assholes 

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

bag of hammered assholes by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Burtonsville Hog Hammer 

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

Burtonsville Hog Hammer by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Dakotan Dick hammer 

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.

“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

Dakotan Dick hammer by The big slime March 16, 2025