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Alternative School 

Alternative schools are usually smaller schools with flexible schedules created for teenagers who don't work well in a normal school environment.

Common reasons for going to an alternative school: Teen pregnancy, mental illnesses, addiction, learning disablities, and behavior problems.
Jane: I got kicked out of my high school for getting caught with weed. I'm going to an alternative school now.

Luke: That sucks. My cousin goes to an alternative school because she got into too many fights in school.
Alternative School by Ashton EA December 18, 2012
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Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*

southern middle school 

1/3 Dip-Shits 1/3 Pot Heads 1/3 Try-Hards.

1. A school in Southern York County School district in southern Pennsylvania, which is literally steaming shit on the sidewalk. God forbid it's the teachers fault, it's always the students fault something bad happened. When you walk down the herpes infested halls of Southern Middle School and look into the blood shot eyes of the human beings so done with life due to the 4 hours of homework that gets piled amoung the students every night, you can do nothing but become one of them. 50% confident people 50% asshats, don't even think about being yourself, you'll just be shot down on to the floor crying for being verbally assaulted to all hell. Want to go to guidance to talk about your problems? Good luck, all you'll hear is the biased opinion of your "happy" guidance counselor who shoots drugs to get over the crippling pain of her own life. Your best bet is to go into the weed infested bathrooms and get offered a joint hidden behind the toilets to solve all your problems. How many people tried to kill themselves due to this shit stained school? How many people got expelled for fighting and drugs? How many people are getting sexually assaulted within the hallways? Too many to count. But oh, the students are just "acting up" and "don't know what they're talking about".
Student 1: How many dicks did Teresa suck last night
Student 2: I don't know man, this is Southern Middle School anyone would give in.

high school

Death. You waste your entire youth trying to be cool by drinking/smoking. You'll look back in 5 years and cry at the thought of ever going back. Do not attend your reunion
High school will be the whole of your youth. wasted.
high school by go_to_hell August 27, 2005

Creekview High School 

A school in Cherokee county, Georgia. This school has a few good teachers, but some who are dumb as shit and have a tough time reading answers out of their teacher edition books. There is also an abundance of stupid rednecks who are just outcasts with no group. Half of the male population dip, many during school, making taking a dump nearly impossible. There are also a few black people, who take it as their responsibility to be extremely loud and annoying. Overall, the school is nice, except for those goddamn dippers.
Badass #1: I'm prairie doggin it here in Creekview High School, but I can't find a fucking toilet seat that isn't covered in piss or tobacco.

Badass #2: Go to the chorus bathroom, those shithead rednecks haven't discovered it yet.
Schools are just a front for corporate bigshots, to enslave the minds of innocent children and force them to complete mind numbing work. See concentration camp
School by Anonymous May 15, 2003