A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.
by ._._._Anonymous._._._. January 8, 2017
1/3 Dip-Shits 1/3 Pot Heads 1/3 Try-Hards.
1. A school in Southern York County School district in southern Pennsylvania, which is literally steaming shit on the sidewalk. God forbid it's the teachers fault, it's always the students fault something bad happened. When you walk down the herpes infested halls of Southern Middle School and look into the blood shot eyes of the human beings so done with life due to the 4 hours of homework that gets piled amoung the students every night, you can do nothing but become one of them. 50% confident people 50% asshats, don't even think about being yourself, you'll just be shot down on to the floor crying for being verbally assaulted to all hell. Want to go to guidance to talk about your problems? Good luck, all you'll hear is the biased opinion of your "happy" guidance counselor who shoots drugs to get over the crippling pain of her own life. Your best bet is to go into the weed infested bathrooms and get offered a joint hidden behind the toilets to solve all your problems. How many people tried to kill themselves due to this shit stained school? How many people got expelled for fighting and drugs? How many people are getting sexually assaulted within the hallways? Too many to count. But oh, the students are just "acting up" and "don't know what they're talking about".
1. A school in Southern York County School district in southern Pennsylvania, which is literally steaming shit on the sidewalk. God forbid it's the teachers fault, it's always the students fault something bad happened. When you walk down the herpes infested halls of Southern Middle School and look into the blood shot eyes of the human beings so done with life due to the 4 hours of homework that gets piled amoung the students every night, you can do nothing but become one of them. 50% confident people 50% asshats, don't even think about being yourself, you'll just be shot down on to the floor crying for being verbally assaulted to all hell. Want to go to guidance to talk about your problems? Good luck, all you'll hear is the biased opinion of your "happy" guidance counselor who shoots drugs to get over the crippling pain of her own life. Your best bet is to go into the weed infested bathrooms and get offered a joint hidden behind the toilets to solve all your problems. How many people tried to kill themselves due to this shit stained school? How many people got expelled for fighting and drugs? How many people are getting sexually assaulted within the hallways? Too many to count. But oh, the students are just "acting up" and "don't know what they're talking about".
Student 1: How many dicks did Teresa suck last night
Student 2: I don't know man, this is Southern Middle School anyone would give in.
Student 2: I don't know man, this is Southern Middle School anyone would give in.
by .__Anonymous__. July 7, 2015
A school where the teachers are retarded and all the 6th graders do is Juul. Because "Juuling is cool dude".
There is about 3 fights everyday and the ambulance comes once a month. Once you walk in you are already in drama
There is about 3 fights everyday and the ambulance comes once a month. Once you walk in you are already in drama
Southern Oaks Middle School: A very dangerous school!
Jack: "You go to Southern Oaks?"
Anthony: "yeah! How did you know?!"
Jack: "You have a Juul in your hand, your forehead is bleeding and you seem to be getting alot of text messages! (Aka DRAMA)
Jack: "You go to Southern Oaks?"
Anthony: "yeah! How did you know?!"
Jack: "You have a Juul in your hand, your forehead is bleeding and you seem to be getting alot of text messages! (Aka DRAMA)
by Chicken dingo August 3, 2019