This is sausage to me

Basically just I don’t care

Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me

by I may or may not be gay January 5, 2020

Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.

"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."

by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

sausage rolls

sausage rolls is a slang term that my dumbass made up together with my friend and it means awesome

“yo i just lost my virginity to Thomas the Train!!”
“No way thatʼs sausage rolls bro!!”

by viqix. February 19, 2024

Floor Sausage

A sausage on the floor

there is a sausage on the floor. It's a floor sausage

by TallestYagebu July 20, 2025

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Brown Sausage Casing

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

by Perphurdle October 31, 2020