Definitions by Spubert

Mar-Ton

A Mar-Ton (pronounced as read), is a unit of measurement that helps describe the unfathomably huge. For example, we use solar mass to help describe the mass of the sun. Mar-Ton is used to describe even larger and denser objects, objects we may have no been able to measure beforehand.

For example, the twitch streamer @MartinAngelTTV, is so large we dont actually have a scale to measure him on, imagine that! But now with the Mar-Ton, we have a way to describe him and things of similar stature.

Rep : "Dude, this streamer I'm watching is so damn fat and chud."

Meep : "Oh is that MartinAngelTTV? Yeah I heard that guy weighs like a whole Mar-Ton. Its crazy."

Mar-Ton by Spubert September 26, 2026

Martini Fartini 

Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.

Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.

He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.

He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.

xoxo - Meep

Fuck you Martin🥀🥀

Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"

Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*

Martini Fartini by Spubert June 2, 2025

Spubert 

Often used as a substitute for the middle name "Spencer". also a bum.

Also sometimes goes under the hidden alias of "Ontavius"

Spubert: "Heya fellas *snort*, its me Spubert! i like big booty latinas but they dont like me back"

Spubert by Spubert January 17, 2025

Sausage Bullet 

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

Sausage Bullet by Spubert January 17, 2025