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Hillbilly Bitch Slap 

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.
Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.
Related Words

lombardi slap 

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face
The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.
lombardi slap by Pimpo June 10, 2004

bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.
Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

Verbal Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.
Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!

Cock Slap of Destiny 

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.
My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...
If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!
Samoan Slap by dongbull21 March 26, 2011