A man's gotta eat 

An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.

Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"

A man's gotta eat by Chris VG July 1, 2007

Rage Eat

Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.

Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.

Britt: You could just stop...

Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.

Rage Eat by AlwaysWinning December 25, 2012

girls who eat carrots 

(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...

girls who eat carrots by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

i eat pants 

It means u eat pants idiot

I eat pants fucker

i eat pants by Mr Fuckboy November 25, 2019

I eat dick 

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

I eat dick by I eat duck February 29, 2020

thr/eat 

Neopronouns used by people among the zoophile/ MAP/ (Minor Attracted Persons) Communities to recognise each other without having their accounts taken down. ( Pronounced "thir" and "et")

1.) "I use thr/eat pronouns"

"Me too, what's your type?"
2.) "thr has gone to the store, did you see eat?"

thr/eat by cockmaster94830 May 24, 2021

Tried To Eat The Joint 

being so baked that you or your bro tries to eat the joint by accident.

You: ...I just tried to eat the joint man...
Bro: Ahahaha mannn... You are so cut off.

Tried To Eat The Joint by Kappa San November 1, 2009