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Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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HAM

A very attractive anime woman who is of age to have had kids
A hot anime mom
by YourlocalOctii March 23, 2021
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Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig
The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world
by Pseuzie December 27, 2023
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ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.
“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”
by Slie August 1, 2024
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Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.
by Gregor Ford May 11, 2014
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hams

Hams means the most beautiful girl, she is nice,funny,gorgeous,kind but she can also be a bad bleep every guy wants her attention and she is a boy magnet
oh she is definitely a hams!!!
Everyone need a Hams in their life.
by Sabrinnaaa11 October 17, 2020
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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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