Southern surprise

When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.

Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.

by Bootyandbeast16 August 3, 2023

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surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

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Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

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When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023

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