Definitions by CactusOfDoom

surprise log 

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

surprise log by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

Golden Orchard 

Sexual Achievement Award given to someone who has had sexual intercourse with with three different generations of the same family tree. Example: Girlfriend, her mom, her grandmother.

When Bill left Katie, she used his dad and grandpa to get her Golden Orchard Award, and revenge.

Golden Orchard by CactusOfDoom September 29, 2021

Bitch syrup 

When a woman’s vaginal secretions are sticky and sweet. If it happens to be mixed with blood, it becomes “Strawberry Bitch Syrup”.

John goes down on his wife nightly because he loves the taste of her bitch syrup.

Bitch syrup by CactusOfDoom March 5, 2021