Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024

New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.

ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.

by hoodiye December 31, 2023

used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Fock-using

A word to use instead of swearing.

Random: Did we have homework today?
Random : Fock-using!

by ThatOneWierdo May 17, 2022

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 10, 2017