Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Surprexpect

When a thing, such as an action or an event, is both surprising and not-at-all surprising.

Trumps White House national security adviser, Mike Waltz, is departing the administration mere weeks after it was revealed he added a journalist to a Signal group chat which was being used to discuss military plans. This turn of events was surprexpect because, one one hand, you'd expect such a greivous error to be unacceptable, yet it was surprising because the administration so vehemently defended the mistake.

by Dances With Nunchucks May 1, 2025

Sulphur

Noun. Chemical compound spelled out the long way for no reason. Sulfur works just as well.

I need some sulphuric acid, bruh.

Will you just stop being a fucking Homo Gaypien and say Sulfuric acid? You are such a gay bitch.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

Surple Purple

Purple Soap.

Hey Aubrey why is the surple purple

by THEQUEEN2 May 18, 2025

Surpie

A type of Gun/historical memorabilia collector who specifically collects military surplus. Occasionally may have a proto-sexual fixation on specific historical firearms.

Almost all Surpie(s) hate bubbas

by Spooder anus July 18, 2025

Serphepholus

A damned-sexy, hot lady cop from Peel.

"That officer looks serphepholus today."

by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025