Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 27, 2009

anonymous golden shower

When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.

person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."

by caiorgasm April 5, 2010

shower wipe

Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.

Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"

Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"

Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."

by wankoneoff November 20, 2013

white hot shower

When you fill a salt shaker with your cum then boil it and pour it on your bitch to assert your dominance.

I gave Laquysha a white hot shower last night.

by Weeb Boo October 25, 2017

Flaming Golden Shower

Verb: When one drinks gasoline, expels said gasoline in the near future on to some one, and lights the stream of gas-piss in mid-stream, resulting in a cock flamethrower.

The person then dies a miserable piss fueled fire related death.

I just drank half a gallon of gasoline just so I can give this dumbass a Flaming Golden Shower. Fucker deserves to die.

by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx October 5, 2009

Axe shower gel

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I'll never buy Axe shower gel and neither should you.

by fuckin racist commercials December 28, 2005

red light shower

The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour.

After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 22, 2011