Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.
Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"
Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"
Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."
Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"
Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."
by wankoneoff November 20, 2013