CatatonicMalnutrition's definitions

Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 21, 2011

red light shower

The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour.

After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 22, 2011