fat ho

A creature similar to a woman in that she is able to produce small humaoid creatures when mated with a drunken male. The drunkenness is a vital part of this procedure as this creature would not normally be approached for reasons other than curiosity.

Used in a sentence: Dat po dude got crunk and hooked up wit dat fat ho. Now he hu baby daddy.

fat ho by longforcali July 12, 2006

Fat-a-phobic 

A person (typically a male) who adamitely avoids fat chicks who have muffin tops, cottage cheese and fat flaps aka belly rolls, aka belly vaginas, and hot dog packs on their necks.

People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.

"no fat chicks for me, im fat-a-phobic."

"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)

Fat-a-phobic by Captain Average April 2, 2009

Fat Bitch 

A sandwich found in pizza places at the jersey shore. It is comprised of a cheese steak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, french fries, ketchup and mayo. Eating a whole one is not advised.

"Hello, I would like to order one fat bitch please."

Fat Bitch by Mudharry09 February 4, 2010

fat fat

A morbidly obese dick.

Looking back though, they never showed penial penetration on playboy and spice back then. Pretty weak sauce. I saw movies later on DVD that I saw as a puberty stricken youngster and was like "Holy Salami, look at the size of that fat fat!"

fat fat by Pete Jacuzzi June 2, 2011

fat person 

Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.

I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.

fat person by drizaik August 7, 2003

Fat Chick 

The dark shame in every guys past. We've all made the mistake.

"Dude, I cant believe you fucked a fat chick."

"Fuck you, you've done it before"

"Oh yeah"

Fat Chick by Skizz October 3, 2004

Fat people

A lump of mass that often contains the characteristics of a homosapien, they can often be seen in their natural form of adopted transportation, then 'rascal' scooter. Often taking up space in malls and attracting the ever searing gaze of normal people, as their bubbling mounds of rolls that would even make the mightiest of bakeries, green with envy.

They can occasionally be seen eating, eating, and eating. Be wary of their stares, their lack of breeding may result in blubbering spurts of sexual approaches. Or the lack of food may activate their primal blubbery instincts to chase down and consume pray- if their knees have not shattered after three steps first.

They can be domesticated with the use of an internet connection, a basement, and a fleshlight.

Like the common zombie, the fat person's hunger never ceases. And should be bludgeoned continuously at the head if it becomes a hungry threat.

Fat people.

Utterly hilarious in various normal situations or can make normal scenes enhanced to ridiculous amounts of comedies.

Example: Gangbangs.

Think about that.

Fat people by Princesspawsnow March 13, 2014