Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt

My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt

by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

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Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people

Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.

by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019

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When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016

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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

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Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.

Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!

by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012

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Ninja slick

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.

Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.

by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008

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