couch-potato 

a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety

many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety

couch-potato by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2015

baked potato 

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

baked potato by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012

Hot Potato 

A game played by two naked primates where at least one of the players has to poop. The object of the game is for the players to press their anuses together, and force the poop into the opponent's anus. After a pre-determined amount of time, the person with an empty rectum is declared the winner of Hot Potato.

Did you see Billy and Suzie in last night's match of Hot Potato! She sure has one strong rectum!

Hot Potato by lumber_jack December 31, 2014

Half-Baked Potato 

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

Half-Baked Potato by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009

lameo potato 

Somthing is so lame that it can only be replied to in an equally lamer manner.

For example 'fred' has no come back to an insult he just recieved, so he says somthing above and beyond lame eg. 'Well at least my mum dosent have a hairy back.'

In reply the only answer that can justify that unbelievably lame remark is to reply 'Lameo Potato'

lameo potato by Shinyone June 16, 2008

sweet potato 

A chubby person who is inexplicably attractive to others.

How does that sweet potato get so many bitches?

sweet potato by sweetestp April 9, 2010

mashed potato sandwich 

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

mashed potato sandwich by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003