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Golden Child

First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.

Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.
Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’
Golden Child by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

Golden Gate Bridge

The Golden Gate Bridge is a variation of the Wobbly H and the Eiffel Tower. 5 people - Guy banging bent over girl from behind while she performs oral on the man in the middle. The man in the middle also receives a rusty trombone from the girl on the other side, whilst she is being banged from behind by the guy on the guy on the end. The man in the middle exchanges high fives with the guys on the ends, over the backs of the 2 ladies, thus making a golden gate bridge appearance.
Master P, Jay and P-Rod pulled a Golden Gate Bridge over Pinky and Kelly.
Golden Gate Bridge by Master Pee September 9, 2009

Golden Gate Bridge

In the beginning, when pre-intercourse begins the man reaches for some Goldfish. The Man inserts the Goldfish in the the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the the Goldfish out of the woman's vagina.
Girl: Let's have some fun tonight!
Guy: We can Golden Gate Bridge
Girl: Grab the Goldfish!

Golden Rule 

If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.
bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?
Golden Rule by stanky_rabbi October 30, 2010

Golden Ferret 

When one drinks whiskey during sex, holds a match to there mouth, and spits fire when they cumm. The ball of fire creates the illusion of a golden ferret
Jenny: Damn! Leroy had the best golden ferret last nigh!
the best town int he world!!!
isn't it 'golden' to live in Golden BC??
golden BC by amanda bergstromaly December 13, 2010