Farrel

A person who's funny, fun, and yet.. still extremely awkward at times. You'll think he's stupid at first, but the more you get to know him, the more you'll fall for him and maybe he fell for you too.

Oh you're Farrel? you should probably get back with that one ex that still somehow gets stuck inside your mind.

by Deffoboom November 24, 2021

Ferrell

The best person I n the whole world!

He is so strong and brave

Wow Ferrell is amazing I think he’s going to be in the NBA

by Alexloveschelsea November 26, 2021

forbes threshold

Theory which outlines the exact point in a TV show where it is best to stop watching to avoid tarnishing the show’s reputation for yourself.

Prisonbreak reaches the Forbes threshold at the end of season 3

by urbandictary November 27, 2021

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

by Slydog11 December 17, 2021

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

Forced incest

Royal Guelph police service mandatory key placement of other people housekeys given to Wendy Mildred Susan Maki to pillage and loot and commit industry espionage as Kaelen Cody William Granger has his own business

This forced incest must be trademarked they use a machete on me whenever I won't fuck my mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Ferret

An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.

"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022