penis fencing

1. when two bonobo apes frot
2. when two flatworms mate, each one trying to thrust its penis into the other one in order to impregnate it

penis fencing, it fencing with penises

by annonymous July 10, 2004

penis extension

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.

Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.

by Carl Willis July 26, 2004

Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Penis Liar

Someone who lies and/or denies having a penis. Mostly in girls or gay guys.

JT: Dude Katrina is such a penis liar!
Josh: Uggghhhh i hate penis liars, she can go hang out with lady gaga!

by Foshizznittzile March 25, 2010

penis impression

When a man's penis shape is visible through his tight fitting pants or underwear. This is the male equivalent of the camel toe.

Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.

by plastikent January 26, 2010

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

Penis Recoil

occurs durring a strong male orgasm. the point when you ejaculate and as the prostate pumps, causes a retraction of the tendon attached to your penis forcing vertical motion similer to that of a hand gun.

i was banging this one girl and when i blew my load, the penis recoil gave me a bitchin cramp.

by Spyro1509 December 14, 2010