penis breath

A state of oral being in which the aroma of the mouth is equal to that of a penis. Usually accompanied by excessive oral insertion of the penis.

After going down on her boyfriend for 3 hours without pause, julie has a bad case of penis breath.

by John X April 24, 2003

penis clit

A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis.

I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I was giving her head & it was bouncing around!

by Va-jay-jay September 2, 2006

penis demon

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.

Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon

by ashin999 October 3, 2011

penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009

penis nail

a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail.

Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysack.

by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004