Man Cannon 

slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.

eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.

Man Cannon by da coolest guy ever August 19, 2010

Man Roar

1. Often confused by most to be a scream of terror, but in reality is the sound of expelling weakness from one's body by way of their vocal chords.

Friend: Dude you screamed like 10 times while playing Dead Space last night!

Dude: NO! NO! Those weren't screams they were man roars!

Man Roar by CaJaWabster January 4, 2011

Man Chrush 

When you have a very close, but not sexual relationship with another male.

Victor has a man chrush on tom, so victo has a small cock

Man Chrush by METALONMETAL November 21, 2011

Man Sprouts 

A pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or Male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or Male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like Marmite)

Jenny went down on her man and took his man sprouts into her mouth, how she loved the taste and texture.

or

Rob pushed Jane's head gently toward his man sprouts, Jane instinctively pushed back as the thought of it reminded her of what it must feel like to lick a cats fur-ball.

Man Sprouts by bongodrums24 February 14, 2012

Man Crayon 

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

Man Crayon by Apecreature June 24, 2012

Man whore 

1. A male version of a whore

that shifts 7-8 girls at one disco

Tom omg john shifted 7 ppl at da disco last night
jack omg hes such a man whore !

Man whore by I<3Tractors November 27, 2012

Man Tai 

A transparent non-alcoholic drink usually carried by expecting mothers. A fake adult beverage

Look at that broad over there, she's got a Man Tai in her hand. I knew she was knocked up.

Man Tai by Big Headed Midget January 17, 2013