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Blue Collar Comedy 

Consisting of the Blue Collar Tour and Blue Collar TV, the Blue Collar Comedy is highly entertaining comedy created by a group of brilliant comedians.

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1, 2 and 3 are the most precious, with comedians Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White.

Blue Collar 4: The Next Generation is hosted by Bill Engvall, but the 4 younger comedians hardly got the crowd going.

Blue Collar TV was filmed after the Comedy Tour and has only 3 of the top comedians, though Ron White does appear in 2 or 3 episodes. Ron decided not to participate because, and I quote, "he had a lot of quit in him".
Featured Comedians in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Jeff Foxworhy: "If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck."

Bill Engvall: "A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas. Here's your sign."

Larry the Cable Guy: "Git-R-Done!"

Ron White: "They call me Tatersalad."
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blue screen of death 

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows
Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

Blue Eagle

1. (N) The "Blue Eagle" is a rather hideous facial expression that is used to express disgust, disdain, disappointment or any other general feeling of repudiation or angst. This facial expression was popularized by the Muppet Show character Sam, who is by no coincidence, a blue eagle. Extremely versatile and easy to use in just about any situation, the Blue Eagle is undoubtedly a look you do not want to receive. Often, those who see/receive the Blue Eagle also experience feelings of guilt and chastisement.

2. (V) The act of using this facial expression as a means of expressing disapproval for one's actions or behavior. Often used to describe a situation in which the blue eagle was used and for what purpose.
1. My friend Phil has a hideous blue eagle, but, that should be expected; he kinda invented it.

2. I blue eagled her after I realized how MASSIVE her vagina was!
Blue Eagle by S. Bruno May 1, 2008

blue raver 

A blue raver is like a new raver but does not wear tight jeans or leggings. bright colours and random bits of clothing that flash or light up or even glow in the dark but most off all they wear things that react to UV lights to make there colours even brighter.They listen to drum and bass, electronic, deep trance and hardcore rave tunes.


music examples daft punk, groove armada, hot chip, dj testio, happy hardcore, cyber dogs albums, Chemical Brothers,Calvin Harris,Benga ect ect.
dat kid is a right blue raver

blue eyed daddy 

A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.
I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.
blue eyed daddy by Tygrrr February 17, 2009

blue screen of death 

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.
last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.
blue screen of death by dopemane November 6, 2009

blue vein thobber 

A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.
1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.

2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.
blue vein thobber by Ezeerider September 27, 2004