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Many people have long wondered, what exactly is a D-Money? Well basically a D-Money is a guy who doesn't really take life too seriously & is an ultra gash magnet. Not to be confused with the lesser 'Dmoney Drama' this nigga would do just about anything for his homies, including using a UAV so others can get a nuke; he is just an all round team player. The key to becoming a D-Money lies in the power of manipulating females, often resulting in the efficient production of sandwiches and/or hot bubble baths.
D-Money: Yo girl, make me that sammich then hit me up with a nice hot bubble bath.
Random hot girl: Sure, you want cheese and coleslaw?
D-Money: Hoe I asked for a sammich not salad.
Random hot girl: My bad.
D-Money: Be quick with the bath too, I need to go catch a 2 peice.
D-Money by BilalV2 August 1, 2011

the money 

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
the money by Nick D April 27, 2003

Dinner Money 

“Dinner Money” is a term used to define the amount of expendable or discretionary funds an individual possesses. It is also used as a mating call for the opposite sex, by the implicit promise of a free meal. While, dinner money is substantially less than having “plenty money” (let the streets know), it does denote that one has enough capital to take themselves as well as a date out to dinner, which will hopefully lead to sexual gratification of some sort. That being said that amount needed to claim one has dinner money can vary from state to state and even city to city. Those who boast loudly about having dinner money should always be on the lookout (BOLO) for the ever cunning “dinner whore”. The dinner whore lives and breathes to bilk unsuspecting individuals out of their hard earned funds. This is accomplished in several different ways, but the most popular method of operation is by feigning interest until dinner is over (and the bill is paid), then immediately placing the financier into the black hole known as the friend zone, with no chance of escape.
Sean “ What are you doing tonight?”

Becky “ I’m not too sure yet”

Sean “ I got dinner money!...”
Dinner Money by sdotkiezzel March 4, 2011

Obama Money 

$8000 tax credit for purchasing a home.
As soon as we receive our Obama Money, we're going to rebuild the deck.
Obama Money by mmMarcia March 31, 2010

Deezy Money 

In reference to the site Bodeezy.com because of all the money they make with their bots.
Man did you see John the other day? He bought everyone drinks!

Yeah, he's got deezy money man...
Deezy Money by Frequency December 28, 2007

Snake Money 

1). Obtaining money through illegal means (i.e. robberies, extortion, pimping or hustling).

2). Name of a Chicago based rapper signed to Ternt Up Ent.
1). "Yeah bruh, that whole house was bought through snake money".

2). "Hey, have you heard of Snake Money? He just did a show out in Seattle".
Snake Money by JO MILD February 18, 2013

kudu money 

A large amount of money one comes by easily, or with dumb luck.
When Jimmy rolled snake eyes while playing craps and won $10,000, he yelled, "give me that kudu money!"
kudu money by SAvaJG July 11, 2014