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Sally Field Moment 

A form of psychosocial epiphany during which a person feigns newfound awareness of real or imagined peer admiration. Term implies a real or imminent loss of decorum followed by stunned recognition that one had previously underestimated one's value, status or importance.

Episodes are sometimes accompanied by an emotional meltdown often perceived by witnesses as distasteful and gauche, if not wholly disingenuous.

Derivation: The term's origin is thought to be Sally Field's acceptance speech of her 1984 Best Actress Oscar for "Places in the Heart". Though widely feted and highly-esteemed, the actress nevertheless exclaimed: "I've wanted more than anything to have your respect...I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!"

As the "get-off-the-stage-music" swelled, panning cameras for the live broadcast many pre-botox celebrities candidly exhibiting expressions ranging from pathos to contempt.

The term was quickly accepted within the lexicon as a mildly snarkish pop-culture reference applied to any awkward episode that provoked vicarious embarrassment for having witnessed another's regressive collapse of public composure.
In Chat:
omg...im freaked
what
wait <SallyFieldMoment>
____ just called & asked me out
and u said....
wait </end SallyFieldMoment>
better now...said maybe
ur pathetic jk bff

In work conversation:
"Read yur email - that temp is now perm - total Sally Field Moment now in progress"
"I so hate her"
"Me too - heard she swallows"
"he hired her didn't he?
"Wanna go purge? - 3rd floor, crip stall"
"I'm so there"

In social conversation:
"damn whooda hottie"
"don't even go there gurl - all we did was 69 and it was Sally Field Moment in the morning"
"oh no he didn't - pity, sistergurl don't do mercyfucks"
"did I mention he's a bareback top"
"no bitch u did not - finish my drink and rescuecall me by midnight - u know I go coyote"
"a'ight gurlfriend, work that ho-ass"

Woman moment 

When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.

Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.
Woman: *does something stupid*

Man: woman moment

Brittany moment 

Brittany Moment; Noun; 1. A short period of time when one is stuck with stupidity; usually due to being with and or having many other stupid people in their presense.
There Brittany was sitting in math when someone took her paper when the person ask are u working on the paper and shes replyed yes and only to find she had been writting random things on her desk, Then after she said whoa that was like a brittany moment
Brittany moment by Pat lewis December 21, 2006

Kirby moment 

a particular moment that is hilariously innapropriate, awkwardly timed and ridiculously offensive. Quite rare, possibly possibly only a myth.
kirby moment:

"will you scratch my nipples?"

"Funny thing about my nipples is that they're located on my cock.."
Kirby moment by LOUDNOISES1 July 7, 2009

Pleasure Moment

Is the feeling one experiences as they climax during a sexual activity of any kind. This is similar but better than your standard orgasm.
Jimmy is deep inside Sarah. Giving her an outstanding pounding and a free ride to Pleasuretown. Right as Jimmy is about to orgasm, he realizes this time is different and yells, "I'm having a PLEASURE MOMENT!"... As he collapses on Sarah, post pleasure moment, Jimmy realizes he will never be the same.
Pleasure Moment by Bromancer20 March 29, 2010

field moment 

When two friends or lovers who have not seen each other for a while enthusiastically move to greet one another, reminiscent of the many parodies and movies where this usually happens in a field of flowers.
Person 1: "When she got off the bus and they noticed each other, they both ran to hug and make out"

Person 2: "What a total field moment!"
field moment by cyberphunkisms April 12, 2010